got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
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You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
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I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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