I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
My pussy is not your playground.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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