just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
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For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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