i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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