farters have to be the big spoon...
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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