oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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