ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You did what with his pubic hair?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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