Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
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I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
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It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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