if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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