She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
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Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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