Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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