4 words: hood of his car
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
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if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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