Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
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Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
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Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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