Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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