i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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