I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
You were trust falling into bushes
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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