there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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