What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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