Umm I'm too high to move.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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