I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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