We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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