it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
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He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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