I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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