I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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