Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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