Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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