Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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