just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
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Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
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I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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