Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
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I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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