whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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