I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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