you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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