Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
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OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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