Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
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We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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