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(713): View more from Texas

if only i could text you this smell

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(630): View more from Illinois

Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc

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(647): View more from Ontario

on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..

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who won?

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THAT is your concern right now?

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(253): View more from Washington

May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.

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(940): View more from Texas

Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually

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(214): View more from Texas

MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.

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SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.

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(903): View more from Texas

Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat

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(585): View more from New York

i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants

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