sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Randomize
