guys are not supposed to queef...right?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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