Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
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She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
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The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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