You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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