i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
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STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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