I feel like I'm in dance class right now
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
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I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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