so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
im six kinds of drunk right now
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
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never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Everything about him screamed your future.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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