At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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