Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Couch. On fire.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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