You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
she looked like the before picture.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
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We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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