There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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