So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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