I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
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I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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