you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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