dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
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Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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