Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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