I want to make a zoo with you.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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