There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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