and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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