you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
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Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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