just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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