when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
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All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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